shonkey

Two animals of the four-legged kind mate to produce a new breed of animal that is mix of the two. Its a misfit. A mistake.

A Shetland Pony that has bred with a Donkey, now that is a Shonkey.

by Juliette Taylor April 17, 2006

Shrink

The act of a penis getting smaller when it has been in cold watter for a long period of time.

My girlfriend walked in on me when I was naked and saw my penis, which had shrunk.

by rodrigo i November 20, 2003

Shonk

Slang term used to refer to someone acting rude, passive, impatient, or like a jackass. Also can be used as a replacement to expletives such as bitch, jerk, dick, fuck, and asshole.

The guy who just cut me off was such a shonk; No shonking way

by SlangGuru July 8, 2010

Shonk

Someone who posts first in a commentary section. With the sole purpose and the sole content of showing that he is first. Admired, even worshipped greatly by all who comment after him/her.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.

Blessed be Shonk, who mightily posted "first" on the comment section.

by Meitheway November 18, 2013

Shrocky

While this term has had many definitions since the early 1980's, today it is used to refer to a person that is the alpha male among a pack. Shrocky is not a fixed term, each group refers to its Shrocky with its own varient of the name i.e. ShrockyDubbs, ShrockyStar

"Hey, he's The Shrocky, don't f**k with him, you'll get put in your place"

by Shrocky January 27, 2005

Shkonka

A slut.
Originated from the word "skonka"
but it is more updated.
And sounds better
the "H" can be added to other words as well

"The shkonka was so shneaky that it made her shleepy"

by Kadie A. October 12, 2008

shrinkitis

Fear of the shrink effect after swimming or other cold water activities.

Danny won't go swimming because he has shrinkitis. Whatta pussy.

by margomango December 1, 2009