new york shovel

When you put a spoon in a girls ass and eat whatever comes out.

girl1: got any new sex ideas?
girl2: have you ever been new york shoveled it feels so good!

by issamemario January 03, 2019

southern snow shovel

It's a broom or other device that people in warm climates use to shovel snow because they do not own a real snow shovel.

We got an inch of snow, so I had to get out the southern snow shovel to clear the driveway.

by Yank33 January 30, 2014

a steam-shovelled cunt

see Norman Sheun

"Norman Sheun?"
"Yeah hi, is a Steam-Shovelled Cunt there?"
"no, no, nobody here by that name, mate"

by endorphous January 14, 2004

Shit shovel

The shit shovel is shitting in a girls vagina and then try to remove it using nothing but your dick

Me and my girlfriend tried to shit shovel last night

by Fapper July 07, 2014

Alaskan Shit shovel

after you have anal sex you get some poo on your dick and you fling it on your sexual partners face effectively using you dick as a shovel.

Man1: Anyone hear of the Alaskan Snowdragon?
man2: Yeah I made my own the Alaskan Shit Shovel!

by Josh Staats November 11, 2009

s.s. pussy shovel

A Russian science vessel circling the Arctic in search of mermaid brides. If the mermaid bride you get is a half cod mermaid, then you are deemed to have a "garbage mermaid".

the first s stands for sex...the second s stands for sex

"Hey Ivan, are you going to marry that garbage mermaid on the S.S. Pussy Shovel?"

by Spread Condor December 21, 2009

Shovel-ready

Of dubious accuracy or authenticity; bullshit.

Janet: I asked Sam why he couldn't come with me to visit my mother this weekend, and he gave me some shovel-ready excuse.

by Ibiwisi February 10, 2009