screen licker

A window licker who works with computers. See also windows licker for Windows specific screen licking.

Oi Kev you spag, stop being a screen licker and licking the screen!

by James Law January 4, 2008

The Screen Savers

Tech TV show for people who would never pass as techies.

They teach idiots how to cut and paste. Sometimes, they tell you how to do something wild, like change your video card . . . then forget to mention voltages.

Then, they encourage the stupid to try bigger things themselves, thus drumming up business for computer shops.

TechTV is for people who can't handle a soldering iron.

I was watching The Screen Savers, and they showed me how to attached multiple JPEGs.

by Huhk February 19, 2004

Smoke Screen

As you are receiving a blowjob from your partner/girl you just met, you must be smoking a cigar, and just as you are about to climax,blow smoke into her eyes so she is blinded!! and then ejaculate into her face, making her blind for a second time !!

"she was being really annoying, so I smoke screened her"

by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012

Screen Gems

See: S from hell

Screen Gems is the programming service which brought us the scary ass logo consisting of a red S and a yellow background. Better known a the S from hell

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022

screen zombie

A child whose parents let him spend all of his waking hours on a phone or mobile device as life passes him by.

We never hear from Johnny at the family reunion because he's off in the corner being a screen zombie.

by Silly_Me December 22, 2018

Blue screen

When someone you love says something cute that makes you so happy, all you can react with is a picture of a blue screen.

Person 1: I love you so much, ya cutie!
Person 2: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- (insert picture of a blue screen here)

by Starry_gal June 21, 2020

Screen Stretcher

A player in super smash brothers who waits on the edge of the map causing the camera to zoom out and "stretch the screen" Also see "camping"

That dick is standing on the edge screen stretching, I can't see shit! what a screen stretcher.

by poping literary techniques September 28, 2009