Scientifical

A way to make yourself sound intelligent when you have no idea what you are talking about.

I found Tylor and Morgan's analysis on uni-linear relativism to be quite scientifical...

by jax334455 April 24, 2011

creation science

n. A fundamentalist Christian outreach concept, in which the intent is to "debunk" science with the word of scripture. Its most vocal adherents are southern and mid-western U.S. evangelical protestants (see Bible Thumper.) Creation "scientists" try to convince "unsaved" people that the Earth was formed in a Creation that took place at the hands of Almighty God a few thousand years ago, and hope their evidence will convert a few of these "unsaved" people to the faith.

Some key tenets of Creation Science:

--Scientists (the real ones) are going to Hell, where they will burn forever for blasphemy of the Holy Word of God.

--"Evolution" is a scam to trick us into believing that wholesome, white Christians have common ancestry with apes and chimps and (oh no, please no...) black people! Evolution is the Devil's Theory (yes, it is just a theory).

--Hell is real, full of sulfur, and it exists in the center of the Earth. (Most persons on Earth will be summarily cast into this Lake of Fire when we pass away.)

Unfortunately, unlike real scientists, Creation Scientists face a non-existent job market. Most find work in blue-collar manufacturing jobs, or else provide for their families by huntin' sqwirls, 'coons and o-possum. Their hobbies range from watching NASCAR, to whippin' the kids, to attending Klan and CCC rallies. Prrrraise Jesus!

Question: How old is this part of the Grand Canyon?

Scientist: This formation is about five million years old, according to our best uranium-lead dating...

Creation Scientist: Them there canyon ain't no more 'n' maybe 4000 years ole,' and if you done believe otherwise, you're a Hellbound sinner, praise the Lord! Now please op'n' all yawl's Bibles to Genesis, Chapter Six and let us remind ourselves of the word of God...

by Carl Willis December 14, 2004

Magnolia Science Academy

A crackhouse turned in to a school. Created in 2002, this "school" is located in Reseda, California. It is within 50 feet of a bar, 100 feet of the San Fernando Valleys version of skid row, and 200 feet from that crazy hobo that always talks to herself. It's run by a fat, ugly, always pregnant, Ms. "Kelly". Almost all the teachers are from Turkey, meaning they speak almost no english. The lunch area is a fenced of area of the parking lot. The security guard is 70 something years old. It is one crappy place to go to school. But it beats Muhualand by a long shot.

Magnolia Science Academy is where all the dumbest, smart people go.

by guy0110 June 1, 2007

College of Biological Sciences (CBS)

A college within the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities. Aside from what Carlson School of Management students may think, CBS is the most competitive college at the U of MN. We cure diseases and transfer genes each and every day. Enough said!

The smartest students attend the College of Biological Sciences (CBS).

by Dr. Robin Wright (Associate Dean) April 16, 2008

Skeptical Science

Skeptical Science is a website that says to fight climate change skepticism and climate change denial, but nowadays it is a website that promotes neopositivism, militant atheism, militant scientism, militant debunkism and militant skepticism; it believes that conspiracy theories cannot happen despite the number of conspiracy theories that turned out to be true; it believes that all alleged fallacies are always fallacious despite that often alleged fallacies are not fallacious at all, but rather reasonable heuristics and the first step to deal with a complex problem, and it also often use of the own fallacies they claim people actually use in order to attack anyone who disagrees with neopositivism and militant atheism, and also calling anyone who disagrees with neopositivism and militant atheism "antiscience" and "denialist". Overall, it is basically a non-Wiki version of RationalWiki focused on fighting climate change skepticism and climate change denial, this website should change its name to "Skeptical Scientism" or "Skeptical Militant Scientism" to fit better what this website is actually about.

Skeptical Science is just like RationalWiki in form of a website focused on fighting climate change skepticism and climate change denial.

by Dumugian February 8, 2022

Science class boyfriend

the type and duration of a boyfriend for most girls aged 12-14.

"Yeah, like, I dumped him already, he was just a science class boyfriend..."

by RJ Kelly February 15, 2008

science goddess

A female scientist of extreme intelligence, wit and beauty.

The science nerds were drooling over the science goddesses at the convention.

by science nerd December 21, 2008