scale the bass

Human male masturbation; so called because stroking the erect penis resembles, albeit tenuously, the action of removing scales from a game fish in preparation for cooking

Dude, that stripper gave me blue balls. I'm going in the crapper to think about her and scale the bass, then calling it a night.

by C.C. Black November 4, 2007

On a scale of 1 to 37

Quite possibly best the scale you could use to describe any situation. Better than 1 to 10, and more sophisticated than 1 to 100.

Woah, that's insane!

On a scale of 1 to 37 of insane-ness, 1 being "hmm, his socks aren't a matching pair", 37 being "OMG HE'S DRINKING WATER WITH POTASSIUM DENTURES", that was like, 32!!!

by Moley UK June 2, 2009

snog scale

This is the snog scale, there is a georgia nicholson version, but the one at our school is slightly different
0.5 Hug
1 Holding hands
2 Arm Around
2.5 Footsie
3 Goodnight kiss
4 Kiss lasting 3 mines without a breath
4.5 Hand snogging
5 Open mouth snogging
6 Snogging with tongues
6.25 lip nibbling
6.5 neck nuzzling
6.75 ear snogging
7 Upper body fondling (outside shirt)
8 Upper body fondling (inside shirt)
8.25 Lower body fondling (outside)
8.5 Lower body fondling (inside, or if wearing skirt)
8.75 Stripping
9 Below waist activity (B.W.A)-- Like third base
10 Full monty

" I got to 8 on the snog scale with Henry yesterday!!"

by Kathryn D March 29, 2008

fish scales

The shiny flakes in rock cocaine. Fish scales mean high potency. Mistaken for fiberglass, due to an urban legend.

That soft has a lot of fish scales.

by DROC August 23, 2005

scalpel

A.a thin, surgical knife used to cut open skin for surgery, insertion of implants, etc.

B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.

A.I had to go under the scalpel for my implants last Tuesday.

B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!

by Cutxmexopen June 11, 2007

ass scalding diarehea

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.

Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!

by Haywood Chablome April 8, 2005

On a scale of 1-10

A scale used to rate someone's attractiveness. 1 being ugly as all hell and 10 being perfectly amazing ( although that's not possible, it's on the scale and whoever you see fit can be placed there )

On a scale of 1-10 desiigner is a 1. Cuz he looks like a fucking donkey.

by Chizi September 8, 2016