ribey

Stale or foul-smelling, like a ripe dog.

Lucky hadn't had a bath In months, and her head smelled ribey.

by Wit'sEnd November 21, 2013

ribbie

Fucking retard who thinks hes funny so he plays games on youtube for fun.

"suck me off babe, nah your a fucking ribbie"

by Elatte February 4, 2017

The Ribbon Dancer

When a male wiggles his penis while ejaculating so rather than coming out in a straight line, the semen is expelled in a squiggly fashion. Commonly used when cumming onto a girl's face to sneak it into her hair or eyes.

She kept telling me to cum on her so I gave her the ribbon dancer.

I was quite proud when I went from a houdini into ribbon dancer into a sad clown into a mushroom stamp.

by TheJizzerOfOz July 21, 2009

Caramel Ribbon

When a guy fucks your ass and as he pulls out, the suction from the removal pulls the ejaculate out and because it's coming from the ass, it looks like caramel coloured ribbon coming out.

You should have seen the Caramel Ribbon come out of her ass when I pulled out. It went all over the floor.

by MobDP June 14, 2013

salty ribeye

When a girl takes her glass eye out and a guy sticks his dick in her eye socket.

I was making out with this girl and she asked me to give her a salty ribeye.

by j Clark October 20, 2013

Sticky ribs

When the man cums on her chest and she rubs it all over.

Me and my husband had sticky ribs for supper last night.

by Dirtyminds May 5, 2016

Blue Ribbon Hog

A blue ribbon hog is a man’s penis that is exceptionally large. Like in “Charlotte’s Web,” Wilbur receives the blue ribbon for being the most outstanding hog. Most often, a hog will receive the blue ribbon for being the biggest hog in the state fair. Thus, a man with a gigantic penis can be dubbed to have a blue ribbon hog.

“Did you see Scott whip out his dick last night?”
Yeah! He sure has a blue ribbon hog!

by birdman2346 January 21, 2019