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Alpha Retard

A mentally handicapped individual who rules over the other mentally under developed in a group. Such behavior is very similar to what is seen in Apes where the Alpha Male plays a dominant position
"The Alpha Retard rules over those other retards with an iron fist..."
by Marvelous 4 Eva July 6, 2003
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National retard day

Hey its only a month till national retard day where we can celebrate that stupid person for being stupid
by Couchblue77 October 14, 2019
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retardis

N. Acronym: Retrogressively Experienced Time And Relative Dimension In Space; a space/time-travelling vessel that is much smaller on the inside
"I wouldn't bother bringing the stereo. The RETARDIS may take up more space than an aircraft carrier, but the interior is about the size of a phone box."
by chromalogue April 24, 2008
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retribution

Just reward or punishment for actions done
The death penalty is a common form of retribution for murder
by shibata12 December 27, 2007
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Retardo

1. An extreme retard, of possibly spanish descent.

2. A person of subnormal intelligence.

3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.

4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.

5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Jack : The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.

Daya : You are a fucking retardo.

Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???

Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a

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by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
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Reto

Filipino term, often used for love matchmaking Where one friend introduces you to someone you could potentially date.
Matchmaker: Hey I will reto you to (someone)
or

Hopeless romantic: Hey can you reto me to your friend?

Matchmaker: Okay I’ll tell him/her to hit you up
by MarupokAko July 8, 2020
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retrovester

A person who wears vintage clothing, especially from the swing dance era (late 1920s to 1940s), as everyday apparel, as opposed to wearing it only for special occasions. See also retrovestry.

From 'retro', a Latin-derived prefix meaning backwards, which today often refers specifically to the imitation of fashions from the recent past, and 'vest' (Middle English: from Old French vestiment, from Latin vestimentum, from vestire 'clothe', or from the Italian vestis, meaning 'garment'), plus 'er' a suffix descriptive of a person of a type described by the rest of the word.
I'm not a true retrovester. I can't find any vintage nicotine patches.
by Lindybeige August 11, 2011
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