rectal brooming

To take an object (broom handle, flashlight, Oscar Award, etc) and forcibly apply it against a person's anus with the intent to humiliate that person. Recipient may/may not be fully clothed at time of "brooming".

"Stop being such a baby, man. It's not like your mom was raped... it was just some innocent rectal brooming."

by FarkSpazz July 28, 2008

rectal roulette

To seduce a stranger with the ultimate aim of engaging in anal sex.

When he entered the gay bar for the first time, George did not realize he was playing rectal roulette.

by Crackie72 February 24, 2010

rectal thrumping

the thrumping of rectum

Joe Cahill is amazing at rectal thrumping, probably the best in the business

by Cunthill July 9, 2011

Rectal

When someone walks behind another person, puts their thumb, index finger, and middle finger together and swings it forward into the other person's anus. They will sometimes lift you up or move their fingers around. They will also most likely yell, RECTAAAAAL!!!

*Troy sneaks up behind Jay and jams his finger's in his brute ass*
Troy: RECTAL!!!
Jay: FUCKER!

by JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY September 16, 2009

rectal dervish

someone who is being a complete asshat while playing video games.

Will: "I just blew up your tank, Sam!"
Sam: "Fuck you, you rectal dervish."

by Big Dick In Your Mom February 4, 2009

Diseased Rectal Wart

A wart on one's ass that consists of secreting puss, yellow/green liquids, and many vile odors.
ADVISORY: DO NOT TOUCH ONE. YOU WILL DIE.

HOLY CRAP!!111!!!11!1!!1!!11 that guys ass is wet and he smells, he's got some baaaadddd Diseased Rectal Warts.

by Tim :] February 9, 2007

testicle shitting rectal wart

History of the phrase: Used in the southpark movie after the boys went to see the terrance and philip movie.

Definition:

Testicle shitting - one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual

rectal wart - A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.

testicle shitting rectal wart - a gay person who takes it in the ass or an individual that "eats balls" who only qualifies as a rectal wart.

that testicle shitting rectal wart!! he failed me on my test

by trippmunky October 2, 2007