remorse return

A "remorse return" is returning something to a store when you feel terrible about having blown the cash on the purchase.

Mack was so sick about blowing 3 grand on a kayak at REI that he took it back and got a remorse return.

by MikeeP May 16, 2008

suckers remorse

the regret of giving a blow job on the first date.

I got a bad case of suckers remorse after I realized my date didn't even take me to dinner!

by Dogg Daddy September 30, 2009

Rio Remorse

The uncomfortable sick stomach a person gets after eating at Cafe Rio. Not as common as other restaurants that often make people sick (see Mexican food), but still more than most places. Easily staved off with Pepto Bismal.

Guy1: Sorry bro, I can't come tonight. I had Cafe Rio for lunch and now I can't leave the toilet for more than 10 minutes.
Guy2: Sounds like the Rio Remorse.

by WastedOM June 7, 2010

Leech Removal

The removal of one's penis after heat/moisture/sweat has caused it to stick to the scrotum.

"It's so damn hot! I've had to perform leech removal all day!"

by Brand Man May 24, 2010

burrito remorse

Having an enjoyment of a burrito but later experiencing the consequences of a crap or puking etc.

Guy 1:That burrito was so delicious that I think I will have another!

Guy 2: I doubt you will once you have burrito remorse.

by kingballer16 October 15, 2010

Snappers Remorse

The guilty conscience of a ridiculous snap and/or snap story from a drunken night before.

Omg... look at my story dude. Welp. Snappers Remorse in full effect this mornin'.

by Jeffies December 2, 2017

returner's remorse

The regret one feels after returning an item they purchased or received as a gift.

Rick felt returner's remorse shortly after returning the new laptop he purchased 30 minutes earlier.

by Riconator January 6, 2011