are you ready

In BDSM, D/s code phrase for, "Are you in your role?" A Dominant will ask his submissive this just before a scene. If the sub needs a few minutes more, this is the time for him/her to mention it. If the sub's answer "Yes, Sir/Mistress" then the scene is on.

Dom: "I'm coming by in 20 minutes with a friend. Same as last time: take your top off; on your knees; him first, then me. Do not speak unless you're spoken to. Are you ready?"

sub: "Oh, YES, Sir!"

by R&Rslut March 14, 2008

Rapture-Ready

When churchgoers stop being pew-warmers and start winning souls for Jesus—when every born-again Christian (living and dead) will be snatched away to heaven on Christ’s Second Coming, leaving lukewarm believers behind.

Because not every believer or churchgoer is saved, Christians need to be rapture-ready to avoid being under the rule of the evil dictator, who will force everybody on earth to be marked with the number of the Beast.

by MathPlus October 28, 2018

shovel ready

The state or condition of being near death. Exhausted or completely worn out. Passed its useable life.

The doctor referred to his terminal patients as "shovel ready"

by TCJohnson March 7, 2009

Get ready for bed

To "get ready for bed" is preparing to be knocked into a deep slumber by a complete stranger you just met at a bar after you've had "one too many"

(you)- "Hey, Tell your girl to meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes"
(Selvester Stallone)- "Your drunk man... maybe you should go home..."
(you)- "But I'm tired of your mom..."
(S.S.)- "OK PAL! GET READY FOR BED!" (knocks you unconscience)

by TheseShadows March 21, 2009

Gang-Green Ready-Whip

When doing a girl from behind and you pull out and there is a green Ready-Whip like substance on your penis.

Timmy: im gunna pull it out of your butt ok.
Sammi: Good because im not feeling so good.
Timmy: OH MY GOD, Gang-Green Ready-Whip.!

by OhHotDamnThisIsMyJam April 11, 2010

getting ready

the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.

Lauren spent an hour getting ready for the party at Derrick's.

by Aliiiiii March 29, 2008

walmart-ready

The opposite of "camera-ready". Barely needing to be presentable at all, because its Walmart. Low maintenance. Wearing just sweatpants and an undershirt.

Ryan- "We're about to go to the store, so get ready."
Rachel- "Do I need to get dressed? Or are we talking walmart-ready?"

by camera-ready August 28, 2013