Poo Raccoon

When a man takes a shit and wipes his ass towards his balls. Once he has the poo on his balls he sits on his girls head and puts his balls on her eyes. Hence the poo raccoon!!

Basically a tea bag to the eyes with shit. Thus giving you the Poo Raccoon!

by det1034 August 4, 2009

Racoon

To punch a women in her left eye during intercourse, followed by ejaculating on her face, then proceeding to punch her right eye.

Also said COON

"Yo man, I'm gonna racoon that bitch tonight!"

or

"I'mma coon that hoe"

by EMPITA August 21, 2008

racoon boy

A boy who has some crazy shit all over his head that makes him appear racoon like.

Look theres racoon boy

by JimmyC October 30, 2003

raccoon eyes

when a guy puts his balls into the eyes of a woman and slaps her in the eyes with them until she gets 2 black eyes

bro last night i gave her raccoon eyes!

by cookiemonster2222 May 25, 2014

raccoon

When someone gives their spousal entity hickies around the nipples in the shape of a raccoon's mask.

My girlfriend woke up this morning with a raccoon on her chest.

by Dannyn November 12, 2006

Racoon Shoulder Jim

A guy u see in walmart that wears dead pelts, perferably a "coon", that talks in a scratchy voice asking workers for help due to fact he's a giant hilbilly and need help wit technology

Racoon Shoulder Jim- "OH YEAH I LIKE THAT ONE ALOT...OH YEAH THATS GOOD ONE!"

lol good times

by Dylan Pags October 23, 2007

Raccoon Job

A technique of blowjob with excessive usage of the giver's teeth.

Judging by the cuts on my phallus, I appear to have received a raccoon job from my drunken hookup.

by Frocket to the Poon November 2, 2010