Many types of ridiculous superstitions that are really mean't to keep you in line so the more powerful and rich leaders don't have to.
If you do bad things in life and don't believe in the higher power of your religion, you burn for eternity when you die, or you are excommunicated by your former friends and family, or you worship Satan, or like in the old days, you are killed or tortured.
by Josh Voorhees May 26, 2008
Get the Religionmug. 1. Possibility of granting peace to people on earth.
2. But since human are so stupid they have ruined the whole concept, making religion irrelevant.
2. But since human are so stupid they have ruined the whole concept, making religion irrelevant.
by TURKOGLU May 10, 2003
Get the religionmug. Maybe if we all didn't try to blindly follow a religion, there wouldn't be so many wars and people dying for no reason.
by antireligiouszombies June 17, 2010
Get the Religionmug. 
A very severe mental disease that makes sufferers believe in fairy tales that are thousands of years old
Why does she believe in dragons and people that live in the clouds? What's wrong with her?
She's religious (believes in religion)
She's religious (believes in religion)
by Ethan Brooks May 31, 2016
Get the religionmug. Worse than the government. Religion is an unnecessary organization of people with a unanimous belief on a fictional celestial being living in the sky. It is an organization disguised to conduct moral standard but in reality, it is a money grubbing, mind controlling bastards who can't understand science.
"Religion is bullshit" - George Carlin
Teacher: Class, does anyone knows why God forbid Adam and Eve from eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge?
Students: So, that sin won't spread to the people
Teacher: No! It's because God feared that one day, people might discover that He actually doesn't exist
Teacher: Class, does anyone knows why God forbid Adam and Eve from eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge?
Students: So, that sin won't spread to the people
Teacher: No! It's because God feared that one day, people might discover that He actually doesn't exist
by oldemberg April 29, 2014
Get the Religionmug. Religion is nothing more then spiritualism laced with fear to keep us domesticated like cattle so were easier to maintain
Religion
"You're all going to Hell!" Standard uninformed "religious" person
"Who died and made you god you hypocritical bastard?!" "anyone with a brain untethered by the slop fed to most
"You're all going to Hell!" Standard uninformed "religious" person
"Who died and made you god you hypocritical bastard?!" "anyone with a brain untethered by the slop fed to most
by beamish August 27, 2013
Get the Religionmug.