Al Qaeda Kickstand

When a suicide bomber accidentally detonates explosive device, during action of getting his dirty terrorist penis serviced glory hole style......in a local shithole bar restroom.

"Psychologically destroyed Woman found violently choking in the restroom of a local shithole bar, after known terrorists' drunken bombing schinaniagans leaves him totally fucked and one severed and extremely dirty penis jammed down the groaning crackheads throat". Crowning the "Al Qaeda kickstand", as the most unique way to send some crazy bitch to the looney bin, in 2018.

by Seezar Sewickley April 24, 2018

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liberal-qaeda

A way better term than libtard.
(do NOT use unironicly)

Liberal: i just believe that science is true
Conservative: oh you liberals and your liberalchemy
Liberal: can you please stop insulting everyone who opposes you?
Conservative: ok, liberal-qaeda

by Friendly Definitionist October 31, 2020

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Shea Qaeda

Individuals, as a group, who usually identify as gender fluid and adopt an aggressive attitude towards those indifferent to or in opposition to their cause. They often deploy bullying, doxxing and hate campaigns against real or perceived opponents.

The Shea Qaeda attacked her because of her tweets about transgender individuals.

by Tekdeng1 June 23, 2021

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Aisha Qandisha

A female mythological figure in the North-Africa region. A beautiful young woman jinn who has huge boobs and has the legs of a hoofed animal like a goat hidden underneath her dress. She lurks on the banks of the River Sebu, around the Aquedal at Marrakech, and sometimes in the Sultan’s palace grounds awaiting any lone men foolish enough to fall for her beauty and possess them. Only known fear of her is dogs. Only way to escape her before possession is by stabbing into earth with something sharp.

girl: “You should leave before the clock turns 9PM”
guy: “Im a big guy, I can leave anytime I want”
girl: “alright, don’t fall for Aisha Qandisha”

by BigBootyZuly February 8, 2022

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Sir Quandale of Dinglebury

The official title of his goofiness, Quandale Dingle. Quandale Dingle is the most skividi goofyahh in all the 💀 no cap.He enjoys Mogging the local Betas as he activates his Sigma Grindset In the morning 💀😭 Bro gers all the hoe's and leaves us cummin in socks 💀 bro is the most 🙏 in the history of 😭

ALL HAIL NO CAP BLESS UP💀

All hail Sir Quandale of Dinglebury no cap💀💀💀😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

by Agent_Z August 1, 2024

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Kascindist-Qaddafism

The belief that the Socialist Jamahiriya can and should have laws barring people from showing blatant disrespect to Muamar Qaddafi and his family in public spaces.

JOHN: Hey Tim, did you know that Alex believes in Kascindist-Qaddafism?

TIM: Yeah, I get it though. Qaddafi did some good things and got smeared by the west for it.

by Ihavenospearheads February 1, 2024

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