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boner pants

(n.) pants one (usually a guy) wears comfortably in his room or household and can comfortably have a boner in without tight resistance or any feeling of irritation; may be worn during duration of watching pornographic material or foreplay (usually with a girl) in a couch/living room or bed/bedroom scenario. these type of pants are usually one cherishes and washes about once a month.
Jack - Hey Jane, check out these new boner pants I got!!
Jane - WOW! Sweet boner pants Jack!
Jack - Yea, they are sweet. Too bad I have one testicle.
Jane - I like to punch babies.
by Arshak Z. April 23, 2006
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No Pants Friday

An event that occurs every Friday, regardless of weather, where everyone is required to leave their pants at home for the day. The origins of No Pants Friday (NPF) can be traced back to a cold Canberra night (or two) at Nightsbridge, and first afflicted a group of hearty ANU students. The phenomenon spread like wildfire through the Chemistry department, eventually taking the Fenner school with it. With each Friday, the word spread and more and more men and women join in the NPF festivities.
Mel, it's No Pants Friday, get your pants off and get with the program.
by jsickar August 20, 2010
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hell my pants

To take a fierce or emergency poo. The act of pooing.
1) Shortly after sampling everything on the All You Can Eat Buffet, I realized I needed to hell my pants immediately!

2) Do you need to hell your pants, Johnny?
by oxxer January 23, 2008
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yuppie battle pants

A pair of pants with excessive cargo and utility pockets that also convert into shorts by unzipping the legs. Often comes in a variety of shades of khaki and with other urban warfare necessities such as elastic cuffs and key loops.
When it got too hot, Nads impressed everyone by converting his yuppie battle pants into shorts. Oh, how prepared!
by Stuck in Yupville May 1, 2006
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pants

I love my pants.
by reeKayy December 6, 2009
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nuddy pants

Your nuddy-pants are, well, your no-pants. When you are wearing your nuddy pants you are in the nude. The background of this word is from the Georgio Nicolsen series written by Louise Rennison.
When Cj forgot to wear pants to school, Cassie told me he was wearing his nuddy pants.
by sHiNtSuKi-PeNgUiN June 13, 2004
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pants pyramid

The effect of getting an erection in ones trousers. The effect is greater with light material, like twill. See also Docker Dong.
Hey,is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?..."Naw, I just got a pants pyramid.."
by Kurt B July 8, 2005
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