prostigate

the combination of prosecuting and investigating your significant other

I read through his texts and have enough evidence to prostigate him.

by tomes22 September 13, 2020

Prostipation

prostipation is when you expect extreme diarrhea but actually nothing comes out.

Man - Man im gonna have extreme diarrhea today!
*nothing comes out*

Man - did I just experience prostipation

by i am prostipating September 4, 2023

Political Prostitute

Urban Dictionary administration.

- You heard about Urban Dictionary administration? They posts shit about Trump after his inauguration!
- Relax, buddy. They'll do it in next four years. Political prostitutes.

by Pcheloff January 25, 2017

Uneducated Prostitute

A prostitute who has no education beyond grade 1 with the longest nose possible. S/he is often unable to find their clients as well as a/the brothel.

"Look at her! Stumbling around on the street, poking that dildo sized nose into every pussy she finds, jeez what an Uneducated Prostitute."

by Uneducated_Prostitute69 June 30, 2018

Vietnamese prostitute

A prostitute who is from Vietnam and will have sex with you in exchange for 5 dorra

Vietnamese prostitute: sucky sucky 5 dorra, I love you long time, long time

by Shmuel1652 May 3, 2020

Sporty prostitute

someone who goes to the gym looking for attention

You look like a sporty prostitute

by T2 bus banter September 28, 2020

working class prostitute

a gutter rat. a pussy ass bitch. someone with no class whatsoever.

Meredith is such a working class prostitute

by thebeltisuglyclaude September 17, 2019