Definitions by Shmuel1652

Kinky squidward

When you pinch her nose while she’s blowing your dick and it sound like she’s playing squidward’s clarinet

Him: dude, your girlfriend is really good at the kinky squidward

Me: I know she once played it to the tune of ‘kumbaya my lord’

Kinky squidward by Shmuel1652 May 3, 2020

Vietnamese prostitute 

A prostitute who is from Vietnam and will have sex with you in exchange for 5 dorra

Vietnamese prostitute: sucky sucky 5 dorra, I love you long time, long time

Vietnamese prostitute by Shmuel1652 May 3, 2020

Penis 

The thing that dangles between your mums legs

John: your mum has a long penis

You: I know, my sister has a really long one too

Penis by Shmuel1652 May 3, 2020