swollen property

A chick caught cheating, "red handed" , with a dick in her hand.

He left his old lady cause he walked in the room and she was caught with swollen property.

by lane3192 September 10, 2014

status poser

One who embellishes or even fakes a FaceBook status, to make their lives seem so much more interesting than it really is.

Did you see what Jake posted on FaceBook? We didn't get VIP seating to an exclusive club! We were seated near a window in a pub! He's so dramatic!!!! What a "Status Poser!"

Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!

by SSang October 25, 2014

a proper rogering

An upper class way of saying a woman needs to be to be pounded like a screen door in a hurricane. Best said in a British accent.

She was complaining to me that her husband is so old. When she winked at me I knew she needed a proper rogering.

by SteelCityMafia November 27, 2017

France Prešeren

Slovenian musician. He wrote a Slovenian anthem. France Prešeren was tha biggest pijanec in the country of Slovenia. He liked a Julija but she didn’t like him. This motherfucker is a big celebrity in Slovenia just because he wrote a few songs. We hate him.

girl:a si se nauču zdravljico?
guy: pizda ta France Prešeren ej zkva jo je napisu!

by How yoz doin January 22, 2021

Nobody's Property

(1) The title of a song from a 1978 Lassie movie that bombed in the box office
(2) A 2016 novel about a singer who uses medical marijuana for her PTSD that is, I shit you not, 420 pages.

Girl 1: I love the '70s so much I'm listening to Nobody's Property!
Girl 2: The fictional band from the book?
Girl 1: No, a song from the soundtrack of The Magic of Lassie
Girl 2: Didn't that bomb in the box office?
Girl 1: How would I know? I wasn't born until 1995.
Girl 2: I just finished reading the book. It's about some singer with PTSD who vapes pot, and no shit, it's 420 pages. The guy who wrote it claims that wasn't intentional...
Girl 1: He sounds like he's full of shit.

by DaisukeDoki October 14, 2017

Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property

Idk figure it out

???: You wanna hear a joke?
Me: Yes...
???: Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property!
Me: Not if I don't have one!
(Drowns in Frog Swamp)

by jpxfrd123 November 4, 2019

scene poser

scene kids ARE posers. 'scene kids' will make fun of other 'scene kids' so they don't feel like they're the ones faking it. No one should try to be a 'scene kid'. Scene kids think that if they hang out with a bunch of 'scene kids' they can call people dressed exactly the same as them 'scenesters.' scene kids know they're scene, try very hard to be scene, but will pretend that they came up with the whole trend and everyone copied them. They'll deny that they're scene at all, but that's just part of being 'scene'.

Scenester kids in mall: "Rawr look at that scene poser!"
*points to kids who have the same clothes, hair and music taste as them.*
Scenester kid: "ew they're so fake."

by agyness deyn show me pain September 8, 2007