Pootaddle

A bunch of bullshit; something unbelievable, crazy.

You believe that pootaddle that Mark blew his load 3 times in 2 min last night with that hooker down the street?

by Remy Hamilton December 1, 2004

pootanks

Another name for a ladys arse,bottom,trumper.

1, Cor blimey look at the Giant pootanks on her .

2, She looks fit ,yeh but look at her pootanks there massive.

by E stop yed May 10, 2008

Poot

A cute dog. Usually a bulldog or Shar pei

Oh look at that poot! That’s a cute poot!

by Ogyogurt July 28, 2018

Pooter Scooter

A threesome when a man lays on his back and penetrates the ass of a woman (anal), while also giving anilingus to another women.

Bruh 1: You ever had a threesome?
Bruh 2: ya bruh! This one time, in band camp, I was on my back with one chick giving me anal, while I ate out this other chick’s asshole. It was tight! Or should I say, they were both tight! Hahahahaha
Bruh 1: ahh dude, a classic pooter scooter!

by KnownPublicEjaculator November 7, 2018

Poot

A less impressive nut, often given by insecure men

"I'm so disappointed, i was expect him to nut all over my face, but all I got was a Poot"

by TinySteve May 1, 2019

poot poot

it means love. you only say it if you are uwu. it came from <3. because "<3" looks like a fart. poot poot fart

i poot poot you.

by jaeminiscute November 12, 2019

Poot

a sound to describe dissapointment, or a sound to describe when your not expecting something bad. eg. being unexpectedly shouted at

Mum: sorry kids we cant go to the cinema today
kids: poot

Girlfriend: how are u today babe?
Boyfriend: JUST STOP TALKING TO ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!
girlfriend: poot!

by DinkyDizzy May 8, 2005