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Semi-Pro Football

A football league for people who won't let the dream of becoming a football star die. The word "pro" is misleading, since these people don't actually get paid to play football, and a lot of teams don't even have any real requirements for who they'll let play.

Also, it lets a bunch of 40 year-olds relive their high school glory years by trying pitifully to play a game that has long since passed them by.
Bill: Hey Rick, I heard Tony is playing Semi-Pro Football.

Rick: Yeah, that's pretty sad. He just won't let go of the fact that he sucked when he played in high school.

Bill: Oh I know. This is almost as sad as being a volunteer high school football coach.
by Potato Sack January 10, 2009
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Quid Pro Quo

Agreeing to do something for someone but only for something in return.
Quid Pro Quo in context:
"I want you to do us a favor though" -President Donald J. Trump in regards to releasing the Congress-approved military aid to Ukraine.
by CosmicGalacticat November 6, 2019
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pro-boner

When a prostitute gives their service for free.
If you're hot enough, maybe that prostitute will give it to you pro-boner.
by Bobojoe December 19, 2010
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bass pro shop hat

In 2017 the bass pro shop hate has become the symbol of every fuck boy in highschool that thinks he's a pro Fisher men most of the time the kid who where's the Hat has hair that curls up around it like a female
"Yo Sam look Tarren got a bass pro shop hat "

"What a cuck, he doesn't even fish"
by Red neck 69 December 20, 2017
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Sall Pro

This is a verb used to define the act of perfect internet justice. It is the act of getting pissed off at someone over the internet, then finding them and scaring the crap out of them.
Sometimes you just wish you could Sall Pro that dude.
by Ahufgdkjn April 2, 2008
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pro-ho

Uneducated, middle American bimbo who has sexual relations with pro snowboarders and/or skaters in order to feel cooler than all her friends.
PH: So are you like a snowboarder?
Pro: ya
PH: Cool, are you a professional?

Pro: ya
PH: Well maybe you can teach me how to ride that board.
Pro: You wanna go to my hotel?
PH: Sure!
Pro to Friend: Yo tell my girlfriend I gotta take care of some buisness, I'll be back in an hour.

PH to her Friend: OMFG!! see you tomorrow. I'll probably be spending the night in Tahoe Donner.

pro-ho
by coronaextra July 30, 2009
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so pro

A term often used to sarcastically describe one's own skill at a game. Also used to make fun of someone else if they are poorly performing in a round.
EX. 1
*Poddo suicides*
Matty: "HAHA, wtf?"
Poddo: "Ha. I'm so pro."

EX. 2
*Poddo takes a shot and misses*
Matty: "OMG, that shot was pro. So pro."
Poddo: "shut up"
by DarkJedi375 February 13, 2007
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