premature egrackulation

The act of quitting a Starcraft 2 game early when you could have one. Popularized by Greg "IdrA" Fields when he quit a game versus MMA after MMA destroyed his own Orbital Command Center.

Looks like he had a premature egrackulation. He totally could have won that.

by Edoran June 14, 2011

Premarital sex

Having sex before marriage. Which is a sickening act and should be abolished.

“Evan had premarital sex with his FIANCÉ last night, and she isn’t even his WIFE”

by Agonizing July 29, 2019

Premature Detonation

A unique phenomena among would be suicide bombers where their explosives detonate prematurely.
Palestinians sometimes refer to this as a "work accident".

Due to Ahmed's premature detonation he was sent to the virgins early.

by capt diggs November 19, 2011

PreMadonna

An individual who focuses more on the prestige and admiration of onlookers rather than the art itself. Wanting to wear the black belt above having an actual love of the martial art. Desiring to be a ballerina or a beautiful singer or an amazing gymnast, handed bouquets, in the spot light and wishing for that same admiration she has seen other artists receive without appreciation or an understanding of the work and self sacrifice that it took to get there.

After America watched the women’s gymnastics team win Olympic gold in heroic fashion, gymnastics clubs around the nation became temporarily filled with PreMadonna children, inspired by such a feat.

by SiberianDoronzo July 17, 2019

premature honkulation

act of honking a vehicles horn while stopped at an intersection too quickly after light turns green.

a driver who exhibits signs of premature honkulation will suddenly honk ones horn at the vehicle in front of them quickly after an intersection light turns green.

by justinhenrywalker February 26, 2008

Premature Cookie

Also, could be the same as taking the cookie(s) out of the oven before they're done, resulting in crappy cookies.

Person 1 - "Arg, damn."
Person 2 - "What happened?"
Person 1 - "Took the damn cookies out of the oven too soon."
Person 2 - "That sucks, premature cookies ftl."

by bdc947856 January 11, 2009

permadildo

noun. A word used to describe why a person is walking in a bizarre manner. Making a joke that the person walks in an odd manner because there is a permanent dildo in the person's ass-hole.

Leslie: Charlie walks like he has a stick up his ass.

Sam: He has a permadildo.

by flair4attitude May 19, 2009