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PREGNANT LAUGHTER

Refer's To Any Player Who Easily Charms The ladies with Jokes And One liner's, Eventually Getting Them Into Bed.Which Might Lead TO Pregnancy
SANDRA: Alice Is Pregnant?

DION: Let Me Guess!!! It Was Carl.

SANDRA: YUP!! Pregnant Laughter
by MATTHEW, NAWI January 8, 2009
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Pregnant Roller skate

The slang word for a second generation Toyota Prius.
Hey, lets go pregnant roller skate tipping tonight. or. That Pregnant roller skate can't even make it up that hill.
by iRobert1989 February 12, 2009
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Pregnancy roulette

A common practice in sadomasochism circles and elite sex workers.
In the usual sadomasochist setting , the man (sadist) bet a big sum of money (or something of value) and must impregnate the woman (masochist) in a one day session (a bullet).

*/The man can have multiple sessions but no more than 5 times within a month period and must bet each time. (since there is a maximum of 5 bullets in a 6 shots revolver.)
*/The woman , is forbidden to take any kind of contraceptive and allow his partner to have any kind of acts done to her as long as it's specifically in the goal of impregnating the her; like keeping semen inside her with a dildo or filling up her womb with semen through a funel.
*/If the woman ends up pregnant , he wins and keep his bets while the woman must perform an abortion.

(Usually she becomes his "sex-slave" for a certain amount of time.)
If the woman doesn't end up pregnant , he lose and must pay each bet.
(Usually he becomes her "sex-slave" for a certain amount of time.)

The goal here for the woman( who absolutely doesn't want a pregnancy or children) ,is the thrill of having no control and safety while putting her "life" in danger , while the partner is shooting "bullets" inside her.
Extra:
*/If the woman is the masochist and the only one betting her life, then it's a "Risky sex." . When doing on a risky day ,then it's a "egg challenge" or "Suicide sex". Usually done with a set of faulty condoms with at least one safe , chosen randomly by the girl.
-You know Samantha ? That shy girl. Well last night she did a pregnancy roulette with a guy she just met , can you believe it !
-It's always the quiet girl who that the kinkiest, i told you .
by Sadomaster June 29, 2020
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I would, but I'm pregnant

an excuse for doing nothing, used by women as a reason for not doing things that anyone else can do without a second thought
make the beds? i would, but I'm pregnant..
by dilcurrie July 25, 2011
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a little pregnant

Commonly thought to be an impossible statement, being 'a little pregnant' is when a woman is pregnant but still able to have an abortion.
Suzy: So it turns out I'm a little pregnant

Jackie: Oh no girl that's terrible! You're parents are going to kill you! By the way it's not possible to be just a little pregnant girl.

Suzy: Actually it IS possible because I have this freshly unbent coat-hanger right here. Would you mind giving me a hand?

Jackie: Of course, that's what friends are for!
by Dr. Abortion May 6, 2011
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pregnancy

to be pregnant, to be in bad shit. as in, give-up-your-hopes-and-dreams-you-sorry-fuck-this-means-game-over bad shit.
"let's not talk about pregnancy. that could never happen to us."
"i'm pregnant."
".........."
by Anonymous October 9, 2003
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splash pregnancy

When your crank one out into the toilet and a girl comes to take a shit and it splashes up back into her vagina and gets pregnant from it
Man, I can't believe that Stephanie got that splash pregnancy for me .
by FaZe_Pdotty_72 March 21, 2017
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