Sophomore Class President

In charge of...

-Representing the sophomore class

-Senior goodbye party

-Voting & Polls

-Activities & Service Projects

-Designing class T-Shirts

-Student Senate

Vote for Sarah Kim the DEFINITION of sophomore class president!!

by minthy101 March 19, 2023

Drone Strike President

Barack Hussein Osama, that one president who liked killing Yemeni civilians and somehow got away with it.

Ah, more Middle Easterns blown up. The Drone Strike President must be at it again!

by Telesgis November 4, 2023

Bowtie Present

A 12 guy train bang in a womans ass. With every man wearing a bow-tie on his penis. The woman unloads the cum from her ass into a glass, then drinks it.

Did you hear what happened to Jill on Friday? She got a Bowtie Present.

by maitaiguy December 12, 2009

President

The term for what has become a mockery of the highest office in the land.

see also "fearmonger"

Turn on the news to see the president trying to scare more people into voting for him.

by Ben November 3, 2004

PRESENTEEISM

Going to work or school when ill.
Spreading germs through anxiety over missing work or school.

Opposite abscenteeism missing work for any or no reason.

PRESENTEEISM will likely cost US employers 18 Billion yes billion dollars this year through lowered productivty of Presenteeism workers, the spread of germ to other employees regarless of abscenteeism or presenteeism cost significant losses.

by damnriver January 30, 2007

Present 'em

The respnce to "suck my dick" when used in an insult/derogatory form. Normally shuts the insulter up immediately without a chance for comeback.

"You're a retard. Suck my dick" "Present 'em"

by CowsGoneWild February 20, 2007

Present perfect

When asked how you are, this response acknowledges you heard them ( are present), & for those of us who appreciate privacy it acknowledges everything is on track (perfect), without sharing specifics.

Tom: So anything new with you?
Joe: present perfect

Person 1: Did you hear my question? I asked, how you doing?
Person 2: present perfect

Person 1: So howthefuck are you? Haven’t seen you forever!

Person #2: present perfect

by Jaded One November 8, 2018