Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.

“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”

by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025

Oli-Possum

The sexiest person youll meet. Very kind and understanding. Fun and flirty. Makes your day better and makes you want to spank her ass till u break your wrist. Wife material

I met a girl today. Such an Oli-possum 😍
Youre so lucky marry her asap.

by Elenasass March 8, 2022

Possum-Smellin’

When someone smells of piss.

You’re a bit possum-smellin’ man.

by chickenhenface March 25, 2025

awesome possum blossom

White supremacists

Paul is such an awesome possum blossom.

by DaScandinavian June 29, 2015

Possum

Perfect little rat tailed cat dog dudes. Possum could also be used in place of awesome! They’re very cool little dudes. If ya don’t mess with them, they won’t mess with you.

“Woah bro, theres a possum over there!” and “yeah dude that possum as hell!”

by fungusfriend April 20, 2021

Possume

something post-requiem
that 
assumes
a role
in society.

Wait, what? What do you mean possume?

by ThaoNeguY July 6, 2011

playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.

I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.

by anonymous November 19, 2021