possium

(adj. & verb) to play possium is to fake the funk. Play asleep is to avoid.

Quit playin possium fool, wake up !

by Jayare a.k.a. goo1z December 26, 2008

Possumed'd

The act of pretending to be asleep without pants on in order to get others to violate your anus.

Possuming is also used to describe this putrid act

Faizian possumed'd the entire party without them realizing it. He loves waking up not being able to walk.

by PIIHB August 19, 2009

possums

Taken from a Teen Girl Squad animation from Homestar Runner, "possums" can be used to mean that something is negative or not good.

My boss asked me to work overtime today. It was definitely possums.

by Kris September 28, 2004

Possums

An exclamation of great joy and excitement. An abreviation of Awesome Possum.

"Hey, my mom got me a car!"
"POSSUMS! Can I get a ride to school then?"

by Mary_Lou May 24, 2006

possuming

Much more older than the above, going back at least to the '20s.

Possuming: The act of pretending to be unconscious, holding body, breathing and especially eyes still. Purpose normally is to hear what you normally wouldn't because the speakers think you're asleep.

"Sarah, quit possuming. We're going home." from Matryoschka Daughters

by Matryoschka Sarah March 30, 2016

possums

Said as a drawn-out, menacing warning of upcomming misfortune. A sign of impending doom. Indicates an on-comming accident or peril. Usually the prequal to getting Arrowed.

"I just found another girl's bra in my boyfreinds back seat, but he cant be cheating, right? Possums......

by AJ Hubbard August 10, 2006

Possums

Whats-her-face's only true friend.

Pooooosssssssuuuummmmmsssssss

"What happened to you?"
"I met a possum!"

by coolpersonyo August 28, 2003