poot huffer

A person who has to make a crude observation every time someone passes gas.
What's that smell?
You're such a poot huffer!
by bum dharma July 22, 2010
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Pooty-Poot

A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.
Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of those ‘traditional values’ days in Moscow.
by vadymecum_ June 09, 2025
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ha poot

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Poot

A general term for a socially autistic odd ball individual. The sort of person that panics when they're asked what sort of bread they want at Subway and has never gone to a party.
Stop being such a poot and come out.
Poot - individual
Poots - collective
Pooty - adjective
by Jptn December 06, 2017
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poot

a wee shart. a polite toot.
by tehejadentime March 06, 2022
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POOT

A form of contraception. POOT: Pull Out On Time
by Crayonlicker March 11, 2021
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Poot

Someone unphotogenic-the term originated from anow unattractive picture of Demi Lovato. Her fans saw the photo and created a backstory- that "poot" is Demi's next of kin locked in a basement for years and is now out and about, hence the term "poot".
Tiffany: Did you see Linda's new profile pic?
Tina: OMG! She's such a poot.
by SwagmasterChick July 25, 2016
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