Pooched

When you make a terrible putt while golfing.

Nice 3 putt Jackass - you really Pooched that one!

by Jumbo CrackPot November 19, 2020

Pooch

Any girl that walks, talks, or sounds annoying in the slightest way. If she has annoyed you she’s a pooch

“That girl is such a Pooch holy crap”

by Papa_PepperoniBlogna March 2, 2022

pissy pooch

A dog that will urinate at any given sign of hightened emotion

Her pissy pooch peed on himself as soon as I walked through the door!

by MzEarthBizkit July 14, 2022

pooch

a phat ass, or being sexually attracted to only big. fucking. ass’s.

wow look at the pooch over there, i’m bout to get some of that tonight

by Slutbutt443 May 26, 2020

Pooch

When an individual takes the ball off another on the first bounce

Blake just pooched charlie

by Dr Ernest Mudbone October 15, 2015

Pooched eggs

noun

Dog faeces

If you’re going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs

by Tominator May 21, 2023

Smoochen Pooches

When two guy best friends like each other so much that you could imagine them giving each other a lil smooch at the club. They are just so close and so obsessed with one another. The tie each other’s shoes, get dressed up and have a photo shoot together, and they come up with little inside jokes no one else understands.

Oh did you see Jake and Kyle last night? Oh yeah they were smoochen pooches.

by Bdawg612 August 4, 2022