Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.

Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.

by The_law21 November 05, 2019

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powder in the pooch

when it’s getting too hot so you put powder in your panties so your vag doesn’t sweat - invented by erika from bgc9

julie: today might be a powder in the pooch day
erika: well let me get my powder ready

erika: you know, a powder in the pooch is when it’s like, too hot, so you gotta put the powder in ur panty, so the vag don’t sweat like it’s a powder in the pooch day so i’m damn excited

by sorenxiv February 13, 2024

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finals pooch

The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.

*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.

by catlady8 December 09, 2012

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Snootch Pooch

1. A male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he'll get a sniff of her gift.

2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.

1. That little guy is her snootch pooch, dude.
2. Those protesters are a bunch of Snootch Pooches.

by Pierce Dickman November 20, 2016

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