pokéfail

The act of causing injury or death to oneself, or to another person/group of people, while playing Pokémon Go. This occurs when the Pokémon Go player is so engrossed in the game, they are completely unaware of their surroundings.

Jerry: "Yo! You hear about the guy who stepped in front of a train while playing Pokémon Go?"

Rod: "Yeah man! Pokéfail all the way! You hear about that chick who crashed her car into the Children's Cancer Hospital? She was driving and playing Pokémon Go at the same time!"

Jerry: "Mega pokéfail, dude! Hey, did you hear about the AHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Jerry and Rod died that day falling off a cliff while playing Pokémon Go. Super pokéfail!!!

by k795 July 27, 2016

pokenose

Interfere in another entity’s business

Do not let anyone pokenose in your marital affairs

by Speedxtension January 3, 2020

poki.com

a place where u play games just so u so u dont have to do school work

ima play poki.com and my teacher aint gonna find out

by get back in school December 9, 2020

poke and sniff

A very old way of how the US government checks meat. They would use rods to poke the meat and sniff the rod to see if the meat had bacteria. If the meat smelled bad, then it would be "dirty" and wouldn't pass inspection. This was a pretty bad way to check, cause the inspectors wouldn't wash the rods. That spreads bacteria from the bad meat to the good meat faster than covid ever will. This method was used until around the 1990s.

History teacher: What method did inspectors of meat from the government do during the 1900s?
Student: A rod to poke and sniff the meat for bacteria.

by CyanGuy December 9, 2020

pokopiii

a very cool and talented tiktok account mostly dedicated to their love for mcyts and some videos for their mutuals. she makes very enjoyable and funny content and has gained many loving followers <33

person 1: have you followed @pokopiii yet
person 2: of course i have she is so cool!

by froggiefreckles July 5, 2021

pokofonacije

A way to describe the state of something, such as someone’s camera.

“Pokofonirala ti se kamera malo.”
“Pokofonacije se zbivaju.”
“Pokofonirati je imenski predikat.”

by supremequeen668 January 14, 2022

Pokemh

fatass

Person 1: That competitive food eater ate 10 pounds of ice cream?! Goddamn, what a Pokemh.

by the snoms May 29, 2022