tear up the pita

Have sex with a girl

Chris is only going to Leah's party because he's dyin to tear up the pita.

by P.C. Bananahammock September 22, 2009

PITA Syndrome

PITA Syndrome: Penis In The Ass Syndrome.

1. Refers to someone who receives anal sex.
    A) To be gay
    B) bubba'd
2. To say someone is being screwed

1.  A) Alex and Mike suffer from PITA Syndrome.
     B) Fred seems to be suffering from PITA Syndrome ever since he went to prison.

2. Frank got the PITA Syndrome from his ex-wife and her lawyer.

by BigBubba July 20, 2008

pittance

The total amount paid in a Welfare Cheque.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Pitman

Pitman is an ex-miner turned MC. Aparently originating from Coalville, Pitman breaks down the boundaries of conventional hip-hop, with his rhymes about tea, biscuits, and waiting in queues. On the surface an angry man, Pitman himself says he is 'misunderstood', and is actually a very happy person. Pitman has spoken out about many issues he feels strongly about, most notable claiming Usher has a 'peanut head', J-Lo a 'Massive plate face' and saying Craig David has 'A big fuck off chin'. Although playing Glastonbury this year (2005), Pitman has on previous recordings claimed that Glastonbury festival-goers are ' a bunch of virgins in a big field with no mates and no toilet roll'.

Who's that MC on stage with the orange overalls and a hard hat?
Pitman Fool

by Adi Bull July 15, 2008

pitfall

1. A great nostalgic game b4 i was born
2. To fuck up while swinging on a vine

AH-EE-AH-EE-AH!
*snap*
Pitfall Harry: fuck!
Wham!

by Clever Dan August 4, 2003

pityakker

One who hails from a mining (hence, pit) town, eg Ashington in Northumberland.

Generally speaks with a lowping Northern lilt, eg they would claim to hail from "Eshington" and speak of a "bonny laird" (lad) while rolling their Rs, eg Unlucky Alf from the Fast Show.

Ex-footballers Jackie and Bobby Charlton are obvious pityakkers, as is actor Robson Green, although he is now officially a posh Geordie, unless it suits him.

by Ke17h February 4, 2007

pinyata

From what I know, it means pussy or vagina

I'll be your Mexican lover banging up your pinyata.

by BigSexy14 September 18, 2005