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Pittsburgh Sprinkler

to affectionately urinate on another's head
Man, I couldn't talk my girl into letting me lay a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, but when I asked if I could do a Pittsburgh Sprinkler in her hair she was all for it.
by Spunky Pete September 24, 2006
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PITUSA

PUERTO RICO SLANG USED TO DESCRIBE A DIRTY PERSON. SOMEONE WHO IS SMUTTY IN APPEARANCE OR A SHUNNED MEMBER OF SOCIETY. COMMONLY USED TO DESCRIBE A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN.
Esa pitusa está con un hombre distinto cada noche.
the pitusa made another late night house call.
pitusa estaba preguntando por ti.
by Angel and johana October 18, 2011
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Pittsburgh Wallpaper

Stapled, taped or glued beer case packaging on walls to cover up clandestine crime/embarrassing seans, like, but not limited to: bullet holes, blood stains, cum stains and meth-lab remnants.
Sergio wants us to clean up the Pittsburgh Wallpaper left behind in unit 17.

Brittany and Berk, Pittsburgh Wallpapered their basement to keep questions down.

It didn't take long for the cops to teardown the Pittsburgh Wallpaper and find the slug.
by catwithbadbreath March 9, 2010
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Pittsburgh Turdtop

The act of bringing one's laptop, netbook or tablet into the bathroom to use while taking a shit.

This act is called a 'Pittsburgh' turdtop due to the fact that most people in the city of Pittsburgh eat a diet that is less healthy than those in other major cities, therefore spend more time in the bathroom. To make up for the lapse in productivity, the laptop is brought into the bathroom during defecation and is a generally accepted behavior in Pittsburgh.

For some Pittsburghers, this is the only time the laptop is taken off the charger.
After a night out to eat at Fat Heads or Primanti Brothers, a person may take a Pittsburgh Turdtop for some entertainment while ass-chaos is sure to ensue.
by ratf March 21, 2011
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Pittsburgh Suicide

The act of walking through Pittsburgh while wearing a Neil O'Donnell jersey
"An unidentified man was found dead outside Primanti Bros. this morning...He was wearing acid-wash jeans and a black Neil O'Donnell jersey, which suggests this was the fourth successful case of Pittsburgh Suicide this week...Found near the body were a white male resembling Brett Keisel and a black male resembling LaMarr Woodley; neither have been questioned."
by C-Mills December 7, 2011
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Pittsburgh Smuggler

a sexual act - kinda gross

Requires two people; one partner creates a firm seal around the other's anus; other partner passes gas into the mouth of the partner; the reciever can either:
a)inhale
b)swish gas as if smoking a cigar
c)puke
Hey D, I saw you give your beeyatch a Pittsburgh Smuggler last night! That shit whack!
by Jimmy Buttphuck February 15, 2004
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Pittsburgh Penguins

A bunch of fucking bitches. They are a disgrace to the game and should stop being a franchise because no one but those fuckin' douches in Pittsburgh like them. They're a bunch of babies and can all die in a hole. Faggots.
Me: "FUCK THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS!"
Everyone else with a brain: "YEAH THEY SUCK HUGE COCK!!! FUCK 'EM!!!!!"
by PENSsuckPENISSSS December 10, 2011
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