Penguin Piss

An outdoor piss taken (normally in the cold winter months) right after getting a blow job, whereby you walk with your pants around your ankles towards the nearest tree for the “after piss” This walking motion resembles that of a penguin, hence the “Penguin Piss”

Hey Marty, did you see Roger last night? Right after Sue sucked him off he had an immediate Penguin Piss situation

by Big Bing Theory January 7, 2011

penguin

Somebody who is so sexually innocent that even the most obviously perverted jokes and sexiest women cannot affect them. Usually only applies to teenagers, children do not count as penguins.

Penguins can also be people who simply do not think of sexual thoughts, they do not notice scantily clad classmates or get aroused often, if ever.

"Steve is such a penguin, he didn't even notice when Marissa bent over right in front of his face."

"You're such a penguin! Don't you ever think about the ladies?"

by SexyWolf69 December 11, 2012

Penguinize

To bound or tie a person up by their hands and feet, and then proceed to drop them into an ice cold body of water with the intention of killing them. The immobilized body position resembles that of a penguin, whose natural environment is very cold water.

Connie if you cheat on me with Carlos again, I will penguinize your ass!

by The Real Master Mike February 1, 2014

Penguinz0

a well known actor and youtuber most known for his stunning performance in the hunger games mocking jay part 1. He is a 5’6 adonis alpha male that will steal your girlfriend if he hasnt already

Bob: Hey jerry who is your celebrity crush?
Jerry: Without a doubt it has to be Penguinz0

by Goblino March 18, 2022

Killa penguin

Also knowen as killer penguin.

A penguin which may cause chaos and destruction. May also kill many.

The Killa Penguin killed the man.

by Jim January 9, 2004

wadelling penguine

the action of jacking a man off, and stopping before he cums. So he waddles like a penguin

Sorry kevin, i did not a mean to give you a wadelling penguine, I should have finished the job.

by Bethany Migal December 31, 2007

Befuddled Penguin

The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.

"WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.

by UrbanVVraith May 4, 2009