pertootie

Ass

Kiss my pertootie

by weecheekies August 17, 2008

Puerto Rican Fishbowl

Noun.
To choke someone while holding there head in the toilette and fuck them in the ass.

See definition of puerto Rican fishbowl

by Rustytrumbone February 1, 2014

Piero

He's an honest and loving man, if he cares as much as he says he does that would be a dream. He never fails to exceed. Date a piero.

OMG PIERO IS SO HOTT

by rick niark April 7, 2021

Puerto Rican

Being lazy. Puerto Ricans are the laziest of all latinos.

Shit, Jamal, you ain't been to class all week, you gettin' Puerto Rican on me?

by C. Pumpkin March 5, 2008

Puerto Rico

Got fucked by Irma

Bye bye Puerto rico

by Yoloole September 30, 2018

Puerto Rican

sexiest poeple on earth we got everything face body eyez hair booty everything

iam a good looking puertorican mami

by mamitaboriccua April 19, 2005

Puerto Rican Notepad

(n.) Instead of writing on an actual piece of paper, you write on some part of your body (usually the palm or back of hand) like a notepad.

This is called the "Puerto Rican" notepad because the writing will remain there until it get's washed off, which is not frequently done by Puerto Ricans. So it will be remembered and read often.

Guy 1: That guy has "things to do today" written on his hand.
Guy 2: Yeah but that is dated for two weeks ago! That's a puerto rican notepad bitch!

by capnkev April 20, 2009