Borderline personality disorder 

What my sister has.

Rachel: what's wrong?

Me: I didn't get any sleep last night

Rachel: why not?

Me: because my sister was up all night yelling to my parents about how she wishes she was never born

Rachel: that's some real shit

Me: yeah well... that's what life is like when your sister has borderline personality disorder

Borderline personality disorder by AmericaHasHopeDontBecomeCommie June 18, 2017

personality 

For many, a fantastic means of birth-control and cause of celibacy.

You've got personality.

personality by Lord Heavyhandz July 19, 2005

Over-developed personality 

The result of growing up an ugly child. Due to the amount of time spent alone and lack of friends, one is able to use the time wisely and develop a personality to compensate for their unfortunate looks.

The result of growing up an ugly child. Due to the amount of time spent alone and lack of friends, one is able to use the time wisely and develop a personality to compensate for their unfortunate looks.

Guy #1 – Man, I would do anything to have an over-developed personality like that girl over there. She’s the life of the party!

Guy #2 – Yeah, me too. Unfortunately, that girl was like the Hunchback of Notre Dame and was practically locked in a closet for years. Since she grew up without any friends she had a lot of time on her hands to become so funny and outgoing.

Over-developed personality by Big Bad Daddy-O November 15, 2011

Animal personality 

Animal personality is the human resemblance to a specific kind of Animal which can be easily visualized. Animal term can include fish, insects, reptiles and other non-human living things.

Hey, look at the Walrus hocking diabetic supplies.

Her animal personality looks like a cat, get her a bowl!

The lady coming out of that hair salon. Is her animal personality an Afgan hound?

Animal personality by Charles R Jr. August 30, 2007

Fauci personality cult 

What some Fauci groupies believe Anthony Fauci should or can have.

Wtf? Fauci personality cult? I thought a personality cult was reserved for people like Stalin or Napoleon Bonaparte

Fauci personality cult by Uncle Dimma January 5, 2022

Type D Personality 

Type A personalities are driven. Type D personalities are driven to be difficult (or dick-ish). They go out of their way to make others lives difficult.

Mary "Why did Bob soak the pacifier in vinegar?"
Betty "No good reason... he is a pure type D personality."

Type D Personality by jfburke619 August 21, 2018

personality 

Effective way to refer to a woman’s breasts in the presents of female friends or parents, all the while sounding sensitive and caring

I wish you could have met Jessica. She has a great personality !

personality by Mark Davis LWC July 22, 2008