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2 percent

The percent of women in the world that are neither bitches or hoes. Therefore they are definitely worth caring for.
Antonym 98 percent
Cassie and Megan are being 2 percent right now, you can tell they really want to be here.
by JuggernautNW12 February 22, 2009
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dick fat percentage

Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?
by ethan bishop May 7, 2007
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twenty percenter

A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphia region because of their lack of ability to merge onto a moving highway. Also used to describe all of New Jersey's drivers... They cause traffic jams because they apply the brakes instead of gas when trying to merge onto a fast moving highway thus causing accidents, or making everyone stop causing a chain reaction traffic jam that doesn't end until sometime around 7:30pm... These roads would otherwise be clear if these people had the ability to access the other 80%.

Also used to describe everyone that drives to the beach on late friday afternoons during rush hour.
Driver in front: "Hey, look at me. I think I'm a safe driver because I go 35MPH to merge onto a highway that has an average speed of 75MPH!"

Smart Driver stuck behind: "What a fucking twenty percenter. Now none of us can merge smoothly."
by Jack Bell June 25, 2007
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perch

by Scott Griffin September 18, 2005
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Perceft

OMG dued! Did u c taht gril!? Shes so perceft!
by Prof. Pasquale April 18, 2010
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Perchanka

Bro #1: Hey man, did you get some booty last night?

Bro #2: No, bro. She wouldn't let me get at that perchanka.
by waterskibum August 3, 2010
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Perchume

Fancier than perfume. To be used when you're feeling darn fancy & above others. A sassy sense of attitude.
Do you even perchume??
What kind of perchume are you wearing?

Is that perchume I smell?
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