Pencil Dick

The only white hair in the bunch.

Dennis needs more D to go with his ICK, because he has a pencil dick. Is that a pencil in your pocket, Dennis I mean Dencil!

by Ginger Frick June 21, 2006

Pencil Sharpner

You got a nice slut and your hitting that shit from behind and your really getting that shit good , and while your fuking that dirty slut from behind you bend her over grap her arm and twist it around in a circle , whaaaaaaaaat yeahhh bitch you like that shit the pencil sharpner

number 2 pencils please

by H February 22, 2004

pencil dick

Male who uses his dick like "pencil asshole" Nitpickers.

"Pencil Dick" Male always checks his pencil or is "pencil retentive."

by Alexandra Saks October 15, 2007

naked pencils

pencils belonging to the naked prancing one. Only to be used when naked.

WARNING: Only to be used when naked.

by prancing charlie April 28, 2005

finding a pencil

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.

"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face

by Dave March 28, 2004

pencil stapler

It when a guy sticks his dick into a very tight vagina which it will not go in or a vagina with crabs and it pinches the guys dick into two.

pencil stapler

by njmad June 15, 2009

pencil heel

stiletto heel; pointed heel.

Models like sandals with pencil heels.

by uttam maharjan January 9, 2011