peeleritis

A disease commonly affecting the strip club patron, peeleritis is not usually detected before it is too late, usually large sums of money have been removed from banks worldwide by the victims, who appear to be in a state of "confusion" linked to prolonged exposure to huge tits and the placing of dirty box on ones nose..

victim:
I took that blonde peeler home after spending 3 bills in the vip room, we got a hotel room... bought a half ounce of blow, and stayed up for 3 days, then i lent her my car to drive to work, I think i might like this girl, she seems down to earth.

Friend:
NO dude you dont like her you goof, you have peeleritis

by LunauD August 17, 2007

goat pebbles

The act of pushing really hard to take a dump and only a few tiny turds in the shape of goat pooh comes out and sinks to the bottom of the toliet.

Damn, I pushed for 30 minuets on the can and only got goat pebbles.

by Daze621 July 3, 2003

Cocoa Pebbles

When your poop doesn't form correctly and it comes out in a pile of little brown balls.

Someone dumped a lot of Cocoa Pebbles in the toilet. I wouldn't recommend eating them though.

by Scritton Bow April 6, 2011

peeled

to get ripped off

"Dude I am never frontin again. We got so peeled."

by Nicole February 16, 2004

Peele

1. See hipster.
2. An orange peele.
3. A critically acclaimed indie musician hailing from Cornelius, North Carolina. He enjoys hanging out with his friends. He once thought himself to be a hipster. He writes songs for all occasions, and they tell stories. He has a unique voice. He also eats butterflies and poops rainbows. He has a kangaroo farm in his backyard called the Kanga Rooh Club. He also enjoys swimming and playing in a marching band. The end.

1. That guy's such a peele.
2. Are you gonna eat (your) peele?
3. Peele puts a smile on my face!

by yahforchelsea January 19, 2009

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

Peelin It

When one or more persons are sexually frustrated to the point of fidgeting, which leads them to peel/scrape/bite off the label on a beer bottle, and then hand it off to the person of choice to let the ravishing commence.

"What are you doing Ellen?"
"Here Greg (boy of wanting) have this beer label."

by Ez E December 13, 2003