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Patriotard 

1.)Anyone who didn't have a flag or a bible before September 11th but all of the sudden became a complete tool for the Republican Party.

2.)Those Extreme Sports Punks from the movie "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle."

3.) Idiots that ran around waving the flag after September 11th but could of careless about it before.
Hey Patriotard!
Where was your flag and bible on September 10th?
Patriotard by Mike February 25, 2005

patriotically correct

The Right-Wing version of Politically Correct
Colin Kaepernick sitting during the national anthem as a form of protest is NOT patriotically correct.

new england patriots 

A football team that contains every black person in New England.
Every black person in New England is on the Patriots

Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS) 

The excessive display of patriotism at every opportunity in order to disguise bigotry and paranoia.
Cletus' Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS) is in full swing today, he's been posting lots of anti-immigrant, racist, and homophobic memes on Facebook with American flag, and bald eagle backgrounds, along with nostalgic messages about how the country didn't used to be like this, and taking their country back.

Patrio-gasm 

When one sees/hears something so patriotic that it drives one to sexual climax
"Born In The USA" by Bruce Springsteen gives me a patrio-gasm!

Patriots 

The politically correct term for white supremacists-turned-terrorists, or brainwashed conspiracists-turned-extremists, who rationalize that merely holding peaceful protests would not prevent an “illegitimate” president-elect who “stole the vote” from taking office, much less stop socialism and communism to take root in the country, but mob violence could grant them their political wish.
After the armed insurrection perpetrated by his diehard supporters who broke into the Capitol and changed the American flag with the Trump flag, Donald J. Trump called those rioters and thugs "great patriots."
Patriots by MathPlus January 8, 2021