Kissy Panda

The coolest, sexiest, funniest man you'll ever meet. When you see him, you'll want to rip all his clothes off.

girl 1- Oh my gawd girl he is too perfect!!!!!
girl 2- Yea he's such a Kissy Panda, way out of everyone's league.

by dudeskii6942069 December 31, 2011

whity panda

a blonde white boy that has lots of sex with lots of black chicks

Bob is such a whity panda he has sex with a difrint black chick evry night

by fatparkour January 05, 2010

Panda Coma

When a person or persons eats so much asian food that they feel overwhelmingly tired and exhausted

"Hey bro you wanna play some basketball soon?"
"Sorry, but I just ate an entire serving of orange chicken and I'm about to fall into a panda coma."

by JurdBrown January 20, 2015

panda regret

The regret you feel immediately after eating panda express. Either for the calories or the explosive diarrhea you know is coming soon.

Guy: let's get panda!

Girl: Uh... Dude what about the panda regret?

Guy2: just had three servings of orange chicken. I'm having mad panda regret.

by Panda popper December 07, 2013

Trash Panda

Another name for a raccoon.

Damn trash pandas keep getting into my house

by TheLizard1854 October 10, 2019

Panda Data

A collection of Porn, generally stored on a PC or optical medium such as CD/DVD.

Businessman: "Hey, I've got a lonely business trip coming up...have you got anything that might keep me entertained?"
Office Youth: "Hell yeah! I've got some panda data that will make you bust a nut!"

by Dan_monkey August 14, 2006

flying panda

A large mixed male preferably black and asian doing the sky diver on a very small female

Isaac and beyonce were doing the flying panda while rihana was video taping

by africanbeast May 14, 2014