Keke Palmer

When you don’t have any lubricant in your car besides ketchup packets and your hand is giving you that look.

I started thinking about the girl at the drive thru window and decided to give myself a Keke Palmer.

Keke Palmer by Whydofishcry November 26, 2020

Robert Palmer 

An annoying douche-bag who's music is terrible so he puts hot chicks in them to get peoples attention.

if you ever watch a music channel like VH1 and a Robert Palmer video comes on, make sure you change the channel as soon as possible. large doses of Robert palmer have been known to turn regular people into gays, and gays into French people.

Robert Palmer by jobflobadobYob November 23, 2010

Arnold Palmer

A fat short cock.

That dude has a total Arnold Palmer.

Arnold Palmer by dylanswi April 25, 2010

Greasy Palmer 

Squirting a large amount of sunscreen or other lotion into ones hand with the intent of stealing the contents. Similar to a five finger discount but requires your palm for obvious reasons.

Man, good thing I got that greasy palmer or I would have been sunburned!

Greasy Palmer by sixflags5r July 9, 2010

Rocket Palmer 

Iced tea mix %50 with Rockstar Energy + Hydration Lemonade.

variations include the Shitfaced John which is a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.

Rocket Palmer by ambasator of Mix September 23, 2011

Oral Palmer

Sexual menu item at brothel for getting half oral and half vaginal sex. Stems from the 50/50 and Arnold Palmer drink of half lemonade and half ice tea.

Madam: What can we interest you in today?
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy

Oral Palmer by OtisFlex October 23, 2012

golden palmer 

women who are great at handjobs

my ex-girlfriend gave the best handjobs,she was a golden palmer

golden palmer by bj11558 April 21, 2014