Earl palmer

Rosie palms putting some earl or twist into a handy.

I asked a girl for a handy then a guy told me he could give me an earl palmer I would never forget.

by TheRealLordDampnut June 13, 2022

palmer the thing

PALMER HAS SUCH A FLAT ASS IT ACTUALLY IS HORRENDOUS. EVERYTIME I SEE IT WHILST WATCHING THE THING 1982, I WINCE IN PAIN AND FLINCH. HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND CARRYING JUST SKIN AND BONE, NO FAT!!

palmer the thing has such a flat fucking ass it actually pains me to look at, you wouldnt be able to shake that shit !!!

by meowbark13 June 4, 2023

lewis palmer high school

a school filled with a bunch of basic ass faggots. almost everyone is ugly as fuck and has no personality. everyone there is either a nic addict or extremely judgmental and they are all pussy ass bitches who use daddy’s money to get whatever the want. your popular if your on the football team filled with a bunch of white boys who can barely pick up the ball or a fugly cheerleader who can’t even do a fucking cartwheel properly

“you go lewis palmer high school? “

yea

“damn you must be a fucking fag”

by ifuckyourchubbymom November 22, 2021

PALMER

KID BUU STAN WHO IS AMAZKING ATS EVCERYTHING AND FUNNY

yo bikrams sister is ishika and palmer is cool

by PLAMERPMONEY May 27, 2022

The Arnold Palmer Special

When you fuck a bitch and half nut on her eyelashes. And the other half in her butt.

“Yo bro, I gave Olivia The Arnold Palmer Special”

by Jayquelin13 August 30, 2019

Walter Palmer

An american hero who on the fourth of July weekend of 2015 terminated the terrorist cat known as Cecil, a member of the lion family who supported Al-Qaeda and held flag burning rallies.

"May 2nd, 2011: hey we got Osama Bin Laden they must have sent Walter Palmer in!"

by Not from a jedi January 4, 2021

Dirty Palmer

An unlikely breakfast cocktail comprising a pint of cider and a pickled egg.

James is looking a little worse for wear after last night, let’s get him a Dirty Palmer to perk him up

by RoboMD November 23, 2021