packin mustard

if a member of the opposite sex is incredibly attractive, one would say they are "packin' mustard". Derives from the slang "hot" to describe attractiveness but more poetic

that girl is packin mustard

by Georgey B March 25, 2007

discord packing

when two losers think they roasting each others with loud mics in a discord call

Marcus: ay bro you tryna do some discord packing?

Jay: nah I ain't a loser I got a life

by skunkz August 3, 2021

She's Packing

When a girl is posessing some vuloptuous woman meat, aka the GOODs. Usually a camel toe or some kind of print, similar to "he's packing in those gray sweats"

"have you seen Corey in those leggings? She's PACKING

by terry192 May 17, 2021

Packing Serious Onions

An amazing large female booty that can make a grown man cry.

Man Melisa is packing some serious onions in those jeans.

I cried tears of joy all of last night...
y???
havent you seen? my girl's packing serious onions.

by ChiBoi27 May 10, 2011

packing lunch

A synonym for pwn or beast, referring to video games. To kick someone's ass while playing a video game, usually fighting games (Ex: COD)

"COD? I'm always packing lunch on that game"

by SakuStar July 27, 2011

packing the missile

The act of thrusting a dildo or buttplug in and out of one's anal cavity for sexual gratification; masturbating anally

Even though Jerrod is a str8 guy, that don't stop him from packing the missile from time to time, whatever floats his boat or plugs his hole.

I had no idea Lola was a poo pipe princess until I walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.

by pandono September 12, 2011

Parksies

When a vehicle in transit declares an instant parking space in moving traffic by turning on their hazard lights and jerking to a stop. Declared most often in the vehicle traveling directly ahead of you.

"And then, out of nowhere, this lady just declares parksies. Thank goodness my speed was reduced from the recent speed hump, or she really could have hurt someone" or

Driver: Oh, was that my cell phone? Don't want to text and drive, so...parksies!
Passenger: Seriously so glad you just called parksies. Otherwise, that would have been totally irresponsible driving.

by Pippy Bung October 25, 2013