Putin is the sexiest man alive and has a BIG dick.
by TheBigDickGuyThatLikesTooSuck May 30, 2022
Get the Putinmug. John: "You want to go out for whiskey and cigars with me an Mark?"
Frank: "Nah, he's a Putin, let's take Jack instead"
Frank: "Nah, he's a Putin, let's take Jack instead"
by Stand with Ukraine! February 24, 2022
Get the Putinmug. To do a Putin, or to pull a Putin is to go on an extremely convoluted tangent, detailing irrelevant backstory when one is presented with a question they do not wish to answer.
Did he admit to eating the cake?
No. He pulled a Putin and told me about the origins of baking for half an hour.
No. He pulled a Putin and told me about the origins of baking for half an hour.
by GodWearsTimbs666 February 25, 2024
Get the Putinmug. by Drzlom May 2, 2022
Get the Putinizermug. Putin can you put in the pudding.
Something you say when you need Putin to put in the pudding.
it´s a thing... YES IT IS!!
Something you say when you need Putin to put in the pudding.
it´s a thing... YES IT IS!!
by Chrisstine_deniyng_this_name!! March 19, 2018
Get the Putinmug. When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
Get the massive putinmug.