crack puppet

The person who pulls up to the department store in their luxury car while talking on her 1k cell phone on speaker ,gets out to go shopping in their pajamas and curlers with their 137 kids screaming,yelling and getting in your damm way while your trying to shop,who then proceeds to get pissed at you when you tell her to control tell her zoo.

I would love to finish my grocery shopping but the damm crack puppet and her zoo is blocking the whole aisle.

I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!

by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018

Spunk puppet

Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her

Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time

Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"

Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet

by af2 January 14, 2017

Puppet Master

Sexual experience in which the dominant figure sticks his/her hand into the recipients behind to which the dominant controls the recipient's mouth such as a puppet. Resembling a ventriloquist artist.

dominant: hey wanna do the puppet master
recipient: not after last time, my ass still hurts :(

by Furrycat 420 February 10, 2017

Cunt Puppet

A female or individual who identifies as feminine, who is being used, manipulated, treated like shit, etc by a man for his own personal gain. The man is considered the puppeteer and will play his cunt puppet in the most humiliating way, making a farce out of the cunt puppets life. Cunt puppetry is a form of sadistic entertainment and can be extremely damaging to the victim, but the amount of fucks given by cunt puppeteers can be found inside an empty box of your favorite snack. Nothing but darkness and disappointment.

Guys check this out-Jessica is such a cunt puppet, I bet you $20 I can get her to hand over her pay check again this week.

by JessLoveAlways August 7, 2020

Finger Puppet

The dominant sex move - where you control your significant other consensually with a finger up their asshole

Stacy loved puppets when we were dating , unfortunately I couldn't afford one , so I made her my finger puppet

by FuckedUpMind October 18, 2020

Stork Puppet

The act of fisting an anorexic female.

Kate Moss is a total Stork Puppet.

by Cave Moss February 24, 2012

Puppet hair

When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.

"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."

by meatpaulsandwhich January 12, 2012