Pump 'n Dump

n. The act of masturbating in a gas station bathroom while defecating.

Steve: "Dude, pull over at this gas station. It's urgent."
Jeff: "Why?"
Steve: "I need to take a Pump 'n Dump. Bad."
Jeff: "A what?"
Steve: "Look it up."
Jeff: (searches Urban Dictionary) "Oh my god that is horrifying. People do this?"

by PriceIsRight November 24, 2013

Pump & Dump

A hooker or a hook-up girl that was used the night before. She is usually seen looking for a ride. Could be partially dressed or a little messy with the personal hygene. Lipstick is smeared, wearing a mans shirt, stinky..

The pump & dump was seen hitch hiking trying to get a ride back to town.

by Ruby Wells November 26, 2007

Pump it Up

Tight song by one of rap's newest and realist gangstas.

Going to jail ain't cool, shit. Don't you listen to Regular Joe (Joe Budden)?

by F-Type August 6, 2003

pump a load

take a shit, same as drop a duece

my roomate had to pump a load so bad he almost shit his pants

by PAPPY #85 May 22, 2007

pump a monkey

To have sex with a black person. The mark of a true skank.

"How the fuck could you pump a monkey? I guess you'll have sex with anything."

by Anonymous321321 December 19, 2006

pump and dump

1) to have sexual intercourse with a woman, withdraw, and then ejaculate all over her.

2) to buy a stock, hype it all over message boards on the internet to make other people buy it, and then sell it after it goes up

1) man i pumped my cock into gail's pussy and then dumped my cum all over her. she looked like a glazed donut!

2) look at this guy trying to tell us to buy XYZ stock. he's doing a pump and dump.

by whodey June 13, 2004

pump fake

a girl that looks awesome from a distance but terrible up close

dude, that chick is a total pump fake

by kyle March 25, 2005