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Tent-Pole Wounds

The name given to a hickey or a lovebite when your parents ask what the contusion is. Often tentpole wounds are obtained after a party/festival. The name originates from the similair hermatoma of tissue when a chord tent pole collides with the skin with that of a lovebite.

The term tent-pole refers to a broadcast programming or motion picture expected to hold up (as is the function of a tent pole) and balance out the financial performance of a movie studio or television network.
Father: Damn Bobby! What are those hematoma's of tissue on your neck? You been gettin' pussy?
Bobby: Do not fear father, they are but Tent-Pole Wounds, caused from the riotous handling of the tent we set up.
Father: All good.
by cedanchair December 3, 2013
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purple veined pleasure pole

this is the male genatalia. however it is a unusually large and veiny version which is used on both men and women alike. is very rarely attached to gingers however.
a small ginger boy who lives in the south of england. he uses his purple veined pleasure pole regularly on a rat featured boy in hextable.
by george lawford September 15, 2008
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the north pole

where santa claus is from.
by ttommass February 24, 2007
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Sweeping out the Pole Barn

The act of masturbation to the fullest extent, or until one cannot go any farther, which usually results in a burning sensation during the process of urination.
Dude, she stopped in the middle of us having sex and I had to sweep out the pole barn so I didn't get blue balls.

Dude, my mom caught me sweeping out the pole barn!
by McRae and Portwood inc. December 18, 2008
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Totem Poles

Highest perscription of Xanax.

Long white 2 mg. pill
by ktodad January 4, 2008
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pole-axed

paraletic, really really really drunk. past steaming, shit-faced. Ur gonna have a major hangover tomorrow!
"what are you doing tonight"
"I'm gonna get pole-axed"
by Miggy November 16, 2004
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Polested

When a metal pole is being horribly violated by a pole dancer in many different ways. Poles have feelings too, you know.
After my girlfriend's pole dancing class ended, I went into the gym and started gently caressing all the poles that had been polested, telling them "shhhh.... everything's going to be alright, you're safe with me now."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 11, 2019
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