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cattle prod

Similar to the donkey punche, while doing a girl from behind, when your about to come, you whip out a tazer and hit her right in the small of her back. You hold on tight as she goes into spasms and tighetens up while you blow your load. A great way to break up with someone!
After I gave her a she never talked to me anymore
by Dr.Biggs February 4, 2004
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Porud

DAMN ANOTHER PORUD TRIED TO STEAL MY GROCERIES TODAY.
by Gooberfish June 18, 2009
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Swedish Cattle Prod

Take some type of hot peppery substance and place on your finger and insert it into anothers ass.
When my girlfriend acts bad I give her the Swedish Cattle Prod.
by The V.I.P. October 31, 2006
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Divine prod

A person who uses a Divine Spirit shield's advantage that annoys other players versing someone wielding one because there nubs who cant hit on them.

The Divine spirit shield was released on 15 September 2008 along with Summer's end. It is currently the most expensive shield in the game. It requires 75 Defence and 75 Prayer to wield. The shield is made by attaching a Divine sigil to a Blessed spirit shield. To do this, players need 90 Prayer and 85 Smithing.

The Knowledge Base states that the Divine spirit shield comes with a special bonus, "30% - or as much as if possible if 30% is more than your current amount of Prayer points - of any damage you take is removed. Half of this 30% is deducted from your Prayer instead, while the other half is ignored completely."
For example, if a foe using Dharok's armour and other damage-boosting methods/equipment would normally hit a 600 on a person wearing this shield, the damage would be reduced to 600 - 0.7=420, and 1/2(60-42)=9 points would be deducted from this person's prayer. The damage reduced by this shield is therefore limited to 2 times one's current Prayer points, e.g. a player with 3 Prayer points can have 60 life points reduced from any attack.
just died to a fucking divine prod, what a def nub
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prodigy

Pronunciation: 'prä-d&-jE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -gies
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin prodigium omen, monster, from pro-, prod- + -igium (akin to aio I say) -- more at ADAGE
1 a : a portentous event : OMEN b : something extraordinary or inexplicable
2 a : an extraordinary, marvelous, or unusual accomplishment, deed, or event b : a highly talented child or youth
I'm known as a prodigy in Tennis.
by Burnserker123 June 25, 2005
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prodge

dude, were you at the prodge gig last night??
by altan8 September 26, 2005
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Proudlock

When a man masterbates and jizzes into a cup before locking it away, so he can therefore keep track of his ejaculation amount, over time. The man may then decide to show a potential girlfriend his produce from his Proudlock to show his capability to ejactulate large or small amounts.
Hey dude, you can ejaculate very much,

Man, yes i can ill show you my Proudlock
by William Giggs February 24, 2011
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