Carlos "Hey this morning I took a huge tank but before that I kept shooting mini missiles.
Zack " Dude you took a pre-poop"
Zack " Dude you took a pre-poop"
by Polodanzig 2013 September 7, 2013
Get the Pre-poopmug. by Willezz October 19, 2013
Get the pre-fapmug. by Eggispremeat May 20, 2019
Get the pre meatmug. Pre-Morning (The time between 3 am and the time you normally wake up, notably marked by a mid-pre-morning out of bed ritual such as eating, urinating, pooping and the like while still half asleep, normal sleep activity resumes after the mid pre morning ritual has taken place.)
Justin wakes up at 4:30 in the pre-morning, stumbles out of bed, urinates (making only half of it in the toilet, the rest on the seat.) stumbles back to bed, and passes out till 11:00 am
David wakes up at 3:00 in the pre-morning, climbs out of bed, stumbles to kitchen, makes a peanut butter sandwich, eats the sandwich, barely makes it to his bedroom, literally falls into bed with peanutbutter sandwich still in hand. wakes up the next morning realizing theres peanut butter everywhere, and he has to crap really bad.
David wakes up at 3:00 in the pre-morning, climbs out of bed, stumbles to kitchen, makes a peanut butter sandwich, eats the sandwich, barely makes it to his bedroom, literally falls into bed with peanutbutter sandwich still in hand. wakes up the next morning realizing theres peanut butter everywhere, and he has to crap really bad.
by Helgart Mammy September 1, 2010
Get the Pre-Morningmug. Pre-munch is essentially food that has already been munched but accidently leftover from a previous person, is then munched again by another person.
Food that has been chewed, but leftover. IE. the act of previously being munched on food. Food that has literally just about to be eaten and has freshly been chewed on.
Food that has been chewed, but leftover. IE. the act of previously being munched on food. Food that has literally just about to be eaten and has freshly been chewed on.
Greg was eating a carrot while drunk, left some dangling of a pre-munched carrot. Jenna then proceeded to grab that carrot for a bite only to find the pre-munch crumbling to bits before taking a bite. "Dude, I just totally ate your pre-munched carrot..."
by CR Representitive April 14, 2012
Get the pre-munchmug. Usually a business prospect that you are thinking about doing business with then after some insightful thinking you disqualify them before even discussing business matters with them.
Could also be a potential boyfriend or girlfriend whom you like then before you even approach him/her you find out something awful about him/her that you cannot stand, you automatically disqualify them from being your boyfriend or girlfriend before you even talk to him/her.
Could also be a potential boyfriend or girlfriend whom you like then before you even approach him/her you find out something awful about him/her that you cannot stand, you automatically disqualify them from being your boyfriend or girlfriend before you even talk to him/her.
John: " Look at that girl, isn't she hot?! I'd make her my wife."
James: " Yeah she is hot. You don't know Mary? She used to be a man then dated a rich guy who paid for her sex change."
John: What? For real? She is pre-disqualified then!
James: " Yeah she is hot. You don't know Mary? She used to be a man then dated a rich guy who paid for her sex change."
John: What? For real? She is pre-disqualified then!
by bonchk August 1, 2010
Get the pre-disqualifiedmug. Someone who is from between West Mississippi, especially Southwest Mississippi, which borders east of Louisiana
by hilbillyhoodbooger November 7, 2019
Get the Pre-Louisiananmug.