by Lorenzo Alessandro June 03, 2024
Can apply to any guy however, most commonly in Latinos. A torta pounder is someone who likes to sleep with Latina's on the bigger side.
by Za47 June 11, 2024
1.Name of a popular mens softball team in Kansas from 2000-2004.
2. When a ball get hit between the outfielders.
3. Someone who "hits the pussy hard". A Gut beater, vagina slayer, Pussy crusher, Gap pounder.
2. When a ball get hit between the outfielders.
3. Someone who "hits the pussy hard". A Gut beater, vagina slayer, Pussy crusher, Gap pounder.
Ron: "Alright, Jimmy i want you to pound that gap right there."(points to the outfield)
Jimmy: "You mean boning that haggard Indian woman in the stands, or hitting a double?"
Ron: "Well that too, but first lets see that double."
Coach: "Man, that Jimmy is a true Gap Pounder."
Jimmy: "You mean boning that haggard Indian woman in the stands, or hitting a double?"
Ron: "Well that too, but first lets see that double."
Coach: "Man, that Jimmy is a true Gap Pounder."
by Mavie B March 24, 2012
Its more complex than you might think. Hes natural and skilled at it. Born with it. He pounds, nests, humps the honey and last but not least, he hides the salami. You can think of him as to "pork your lover". Ladies keep your grannys away for b-RADS!!! they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!!
by GRANNY MUFFER December 04, 2023
When you take two quarters and place a quarter on each of your lovers butt cheeks and slam them doggie style. If both coins land on heads, you get your dick sucked. If both coins land on tails, you proceed with anal. If the coins land heads and tails you get to sit on their face. May the odds be in your favor.
You wanna play a game of Double Quarter Pounder?
by Hot Popcorn May 27, 2023
by Badlander August 18, 2010
Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.
Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
by pbones April 27, 2022