Porn

You're probably at school right now, all the good sites are blocked... So you come here. Its alright mate, nothing to be afraid of, we've all been there. First of all, check behind you to make sure no ones looking. Get your dick out. And here ya go mate. (Sorry, its the best GIF I could find here mate).
Porn is something you are desperate for...
by JuicyFruitSnacksIsSenpai May 22, 2020
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Porn

The only one thing which brings humans as a whole.
Priests may disagree.
Well fuck them, I'm not Christian.
"Porn is love.Porn is life." -Winston Churchill
by Pornogography June 12, 2017
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porn

The main rule of porn is:

It's not proper porn unless it's in the eye
bloke 1: It's not proper porn
bloke 1's mates in chorus: Unless it's in the eye
by snotter February 11, 2005
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porning

Porning; verb

The act of plastering a home, apartment, work cubicle or car with pornography, to the hilarity, dismay or embarrassment of the owner.

often combined with kronging
Oh man we totally porned my ex's house last night, then we tossed a krongp-bomb on her roof.

Hey lets go porning and hit up your boss's house!
by gracemaverick January 27, 2008
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porn

Best Thing wev ever came up wit
You watchin porn? no! you lying we all do it
by BluntSmokingPanda218 October 4, 2013
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Porn

Man did you see the porn we watched with Ricky last night man it was Tits GALORE!
by Gupta Gupta August 23, 2007
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porn

I have accumulated a large amount of porn which I would
now like to delete from my computer,in orde to make room for more wholesome items.
by aptrptrhlln October 4, 2003
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