poon gazer

gynecologist

My wife went to see her poon gazer today. Turns out it's another chick. How hot is that!

by amanis December 9, 2008

poon sniffer

one who sniffs poon. (say it in a western accent)

yer a got dang poon sniffer

by poonnannie July 12, 2007

poon spittoon

While balls deep in sexual intercoarse, with a chew (tobacco) in your lip, one spits the tobacco juice into the action zone for added nicotine pleasure with a side of lube.

"I totally gave some chick from the bar a good old poon spittoon last night!"

by Geo Metro July 12, 2016

teeny poon

Underage pussy; jailbait. Poontang young enough to land you in jail, R. Kelly!

I don't see nuthin' wrong... with a little teeny poon!

by Da Nastee One! June 10, 2003

Poon Lagoon

The "Poon" is known as a Womans Vagina as we know, so a "poon lagoon" is a Womans Bathroom.

Hey Sarah sorry i took so long in the poon lagoon.

or

Dood that chick droped a duce in the poon lagoon

by Joe Gadow July 24, 2008

Poon Daddy

Someone who has or currently does earn large amounts of poon on a weekly basis

Jack: Hey man i see you meet another girl last night, you really are Poon Daddy!

by P-Man85 September 14, 2008

teeny poon

the type of underage, teenage hos R Kelly gives golden showers to

I see nothing wrong with teeny poon!

by U Nastee June 20, 2003