Bitch Please

A response used when someone says something stupid or when somebody tries you.

"I want you to eat me out". The guy responds, "Bitch please".

by Urban Dictionary January 26, 2004

plebita

A common slang word in Spanish that describes a Mexican-American cowgirl. In other words, a paisa girl who goes to pachangas y que anda siempre al cien (100%)!

Paisa 1: La plebita se puso bien aselerada anoche!!!!!

Paisa 2: Neta? Se pasa!!!!....

Paisa 3: Presentala wey!!!!

Random paisa: Thug Life!!!!!!

by alcien October 20, 2011

pleaseme

A cliche phrase or saying that is rarely ever used in conversational English, but appears in bad prose, film, and television. Originated with the phrase, "I want to please you," usually said in terrible b-movies by a female attempting to engage a male in sex. The term is usually used in the pejorative, to mock or insult someone's speech or writing.

"You're all wet."
"Man, that is such a pleaseme."

"I could buy and sell you!"
"Could you try using an insult that wasn't such a pleaseme?"

"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
"I guess, but that was a total pleaseme."

by Talmanes November 10, 2005

pledge brother

Strictly speaking, a pledge brother is any person that is going through the same pledgeship as yours within a certain fraternity. And, they are in the same graduating class. They are the ones you bond the most with, and they are usually the ones that got your back for the rest of your life. Shit goes down when someone tries to mess with any of them. Their relationship is similar to that of a blood brother.

Joe: Honestly, if anyone happens to mess with my pledge brothers, they're fucked.

Mike: Yeah, same here. We're brothers in the bond.

by Fraternity brother November 16, 2011

please kill me

something that someone says when they wanna die u feel

hey u guys i cant believe that just happened please kill me

by suspiciousleaf August 6, 2017

dear blank please blank

A popular website that accepts submissions by the general population in the form of a letter starting with "Dear......"

"Please......." ending in "Sincerly.....". Often a humurous or cynical comment on popular cuture or current events. Incourages procrastination.

I was on "dear blank please blank" the other day and I read the funniest thing.....
Dear God,
We could have sworn you said the ark left at 5....
Sincerly, Unicorns
haha

by ProcrastinationPro October 21, 2010

the most plenty of fast internet

An excellent example of Engrish. I found this phrase a definition of South Korea submitted on September 5, 2003 by someone named Park SJ. Look up the definition and see for yourself. Sounded so hilarious that it deserved its own entry in UD. Has the potential to become the new all your base are belong to us.

Now that I have a wireless router hooked up to a DSL, I can get the most plenty of fast internet anywhere in my home!

by Led Zeppole December 5, 2004