HairDryer Photo

A photo of you drying your hair with a hairdryer from a really low angle. Your legs must be showing in the photo. Your private parts must be hidden.

Man, I took this really good hairdryer photo

by Ming Prongley September 17, 2021

Funeral Photo

A kind of photo you might take of your partner after sex. Your partner must be completely exhausted and lying down. Though it's not advised to share with any third parties, it's a way of showing how your partner was last night to remind them of "the good times".

"Don't think too highly of yourself, babe. I still have your Funeral Photo!"
"Fuck off."

by Hengeek November 21, 2021

Poseur photo album

A poseur's highlight reel frame by frame.

This is the poseur's skiing trip, this is her scuba diving trip, this is her college graduation,she just showed everybody the highlight reels frame by frame instead of projected as a continuous motion picture. A poseur photo album if I ever saw one.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

Poseur photo album

A highlight reel frame by frame.

This is the poseur's skiing trip (the one where the man with no face at the drive thru served her kids french fries), this is her scuba trip, this is her college graduation, this is all highlight reel stuff frame by frame instead of projected as a continuous motion picture. A poseur photo album if I ever saw one.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

shower photo

your in love with me!>:)

gf: *sends picture in the shower*
bf: OMG SHES FINEEEEEE IN THIS SHOWER PHOTO

by urmommmmdhfhhhf April 26, 2022

Affinity Photo

One of the Photoshop's biggest rivals, along with Mac-exclusive Pixelmator. It gained popularity in the 2010s in response to Adobe moving towards their much-hated Creative Cloud subscription system, the program has a one-time purchase system rather than other alternative paid systems.

"Affinity Photo and Pixelmator are much better than Photoshop" - Some former Photoshop user

by Ryan900USAYT December 4, 2022

Trophy Photo

The nostalgia-inducing photo you take with someone you just had sex with.
Your clothes are back on, but it's usually on your bed or in the car where it happened, so people can tell.

"Kent kept a trophy photo of him and Bailey with her hair all messed up, the two of them sitting on his bed."

by xtorch January 1, 2024