Petite Jackhammer

When a petite girl riding you and you start lifting them up and down with extended arms.

I took this tiny girl home and we did the Petite Jackhammer.

by AgentPistol May 6, 2018

petite baguette

Is another word for quebecer's (from Quebec) dick

*on the phone with mat*
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette

*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!

by E_xd May 15, 2018

Peotexting

Your texting while being really pissed off.

Jane texts"I hate you and wish you would die!" to jack. jane is peotexting

by Jsasuperkid July 23, 2018

Pedotranny

The term used to describe someone who is both a pedophile and a transvestite.

Hay Jude, keep an eye out for that pedotranny when you go to the park today.

by MZucker July 30, 2018

petity

the petite for male. when a man is morbidly, or extremely obese, beside his genitals, in which is the quite opposite, which is normally quite unnatractive to the opposite sex

Example:
Tyler is a petity but he can make a good dad joke and wear dirty ass huraches so its ok

listen tyler you seem nice but your toooooo petity for me (walks away with fellow wizards)

by ciaran757 October 18, 2018

Patotato

A German word for potato usually used in anger

Oi Me Gotz too Eetz Me Patotato

by HOOMAN! December 12, 2018

Petoofus

Is a word used to describe the way you are feeling when you feel anxious, down and generally just yuck.

I just feel so petoofus today.
Why are you feeling petoofus?

by Deanjlp December 21, 2018